Brittish Humour:
British
Humour
1.
Two blondes walk into a building………you would think at
least one of them would have seen it.
2.
Phone answering machine message ……..If you want to buy
marijuana, press the hash key.
3.
Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of
his head. Doctor says I will give you some cream to put
on it.
4.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking
battery acid and the other eating fireworks. They charged
the one and let the one off.
5. Ireland`s
worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a
small two seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
Irish seach and rescue workers have recovered 2826 bodies
so far and expect that number to increase as digging
continues into the night.